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Dick, working on the bat computer: so how was your day out with Steph?
Damian: It was adequate. She made me ride on the horse tornado.
Dick:
Dick, swiveling around in his chair: Damian, I'm gonna need you to explain what a horse tornado is
Damian: Richard please desist from making fun of my incomplete English vocabulary, you know perfectly well what I mean.
Dick, who has seen some weird shit in his time: I genuinely do not
(insp)
Dick: Steph, hi, sorry to bother you, can you please tell me what you and Damian did today?
Steph: uhh we did a bunch of stuff? we got bubble tea. we went for a walk in the park. oh!! we went on the merry-go-round
Dick: ........the merry-go-round. oh my god, thank you *hangs up*
Steph: the fuck was that all about
Anonymous asked:
do you accept ocs??
Depending on the OC I can – just been away for a bit - but still do pop in from time to time - not very often though.
Based on this.
Where Dick worries about Damian, since this is going to be Damian’s first gala ever. Jason came up with the idea.
And you should absolutely solidify that partnership with a marriage between your sons.
(Green Arrow V5 037)






