The Real Talon

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Dick, working on the bat computer: so how was your day out with Steph?

Damian: It was adequate. She made me ride on the horse tornado.

Dick:

Dick, swiveling around in his chair: Damian, I'm gonna need you to explain what a horse tornado is

Damian: Richard please desist from making fun of my incomplete English vocabulary, you know perfectly well what I mean.

Dick, who has seen some weird shit in his time: I genuinely do not

(insp)

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Dick: Steph, hi, sorry to bother you, can you please tell me what you and Damian did today?

Steph: uhh we did a bunch of stuff? we got bubble tea. we went for a walk in the park. oh!! we went on the merry-go-round

Dick: ........the merry-go-round. oh my god, thank you *hangs up*

Steph: the fuck was that all about